Thursday, April 1, 2010

Anistorm's Zombie Plan

ZOMBIES!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

No, don't freak out. It might not happen.

I was having this conversation with a couple of buddies during Graphic Design class, then randomly started on the topic of zombie invasion. We always wondered... when will it happen? We all started to think of a "Zombie Survival Plan". They already thought of theirs, but I'm the one who could turn into an actual zombie if I don't act fast.

So, with hard thinking, I have finally came up with one, and I will stick with it.

If a zombie apocolypse breaks out in El Centro or any other part of the Valley...

~ Pack a month's worth of clothing. I'll never know when the apocalypse may end... days, weeks, months, years.. maybe centuries?

~ Take anything IMPORTANT with. Hmm. Let's see... textbooks are important, right? I'm also taking my iPod and lappy, and celly. Hey, I gotta tweet about this, ya know. :P

~ My kitties and doggy will have to stay in an animal shelter.. sorry. :( (unless I train Abby...)

~ Find an emergency shelter. The guys say I should look for a shelter that supplies food...a supermarket perhaps? All stores will be closed down during the apocalypse anyways...

~ I won't be going alone.. I'll be taking my friends.... duh.

~ Once we're out of danger, My buddies and I will pack our stuff and move right down south to Mexico! (It's much safer, though. Pray there wont be any zombies!)

There's one thing I'm warned about... if a friend turns into a zombie. It's the ultimate sacrifice to kill him/her. I mean, he/she's already dead. If they attack you, guess what... YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED.

...duh.

Well, this is one of the weirdest plans I have ever come up with. I might do some updating on it if things tend to come up. Just remember.. when a zombie comes... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DAMN IT.

*ahem* I'm done. ;)

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